Wednesday's Random Funnies

I found these funny kid's quotes and wanted to share. They will not only get your smile on, but might remind you of a character or two you are developing, or perhaps spark a new one. Enjoy!
  • When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer. - Hannah, age 9   
  • Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, age 13
  • Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, age 13
  • When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, age 11
  • A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac. - Andrew, age 9
  • You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, age 9  
  • If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, age 15
  • When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, age 13
  • Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, age 8
  • My favorite: Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, age 9


    1. Bahahahahaha!
      Love them.
      I have one--Peter (age 4), what did the dinosaurs in the museum look like?
      Him: Bones.

    2. LOL. The hair-brushing is going to have to go into a book sometime. :)

    3. Funny. I do love the hair brushing one too.


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